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16:47] <@CombattlerV> like I took my car to the mechanics but my penis wouldn't start
<@CombattlerV> Sushi Ya is pretty good and their service is fantastic
<@galimon> i thought you said fanservice
[01:29] *** CombattlerV was kicked by CombattlerV (I thought I told you not to touch me and yourself at the same time in public!!!)
[21:51] <@CombattlerV> I am the balls and the shaft
[21:51] <@CombattlerV> I am all dick
[01:09] <@CombattlerV> I handed out shit at halloween in Oh Henry rappers
[01:09] <@CombattlerV> I'm gonna slap you and shit on your boner
<@CombattlerV> damn it. I am reading about Amerindian tribes the French came into contact with
<@CombattlerV> they had sex rituals to heal the sick
<@CombattlerV> all the young chicks would do a bunch of guys in a circle around the sick person so he or she would be healed
<@CombattlerV> I promise this will be instituted if I am made Prime Minister
<@CombattlerV> vote fer me
[20:53] <@CombattlerV> yeah you are right. I would rather kiss cock than ass
[01:24] <CombattlerV> straight the fuck up! Anime beat Colorado,
[01:24] <CombattlerV> in overtime, but that is still sweet,
[01:25] <jluglue> jevon is a true anime fan, when freudian slips like that occur
[23:54] <@CombattlerV> if you want killer fuck scenes dl this movie http://213.158.115.210/suprnova//torrents/1249/TheLover.Unrated.DVD1992[576x288divx]-avi.torrent
[23:54] <@CombattlerV> the chick in it is fucking bomb
[23:55] <@CombattlerV> I saw it once on Bravo and it made my dick explode
[23:52] <@CombattlerV> time sure flies when you have syphilis
[20:13] <jenocide> @touch_Jevon
[20:13] <jenocide> nothing? that sux
[20:13] <Caff> o_O
[20:13] <jluglue> !!!!!
[20:13] <Caff> what are you trying to do?
[20:14] <jenocide> hey it's in CMDS
[20:14] <jluglue> u do realize that the whole point of @touch_jevon was to make u look like a fool....
[20:14] <Galandriel> lol
[20:14] <jluglue> congratulations
[20:14] <jluglue> ur a fool
[20:14] <jenocide> i thought something interesting
<CombattlerV> just lick my prick and wait 2 and a half minutes
<CombattlerV> I want it in my ass
<CombattlerV> so hungry
* CombattlerV eats jenny
<`^Jenny^`> hey!
* `^Jenny^` wants to live
<`^Jenny^`> jevon is ecchi
<@CombattlerV> I'll dress you like a kindergarten and give you candy so I can get down with you by the fire
<@CombattlerV> and you will scream "no daddy no"
<@CombattlerV> and it will make me all happy inside
<Eela> yea. from thursday to sunday, i slept for 10h
<Eela> i did sleep with elach for 6h tho. hehe
<@halkeye> i slept with both james and jevon
<CombattlerV> I wonder what it would be like to masturbate to poop
<CombattlerV> or with it
[12:46] <@CombattlerV> my ass is a party and all cocks are invited
<halkeye> dude, i got access to like 800gb of porn
<CombattlerV> HOLY LIVING FUCK!
<halkeye> How will a girl won't talk to me beat that
<halkeye> she apparently removed me from her msn..
<CombattlerV> so you want sexual revenge for this slight
<halkeye> hhahah
<halkeye> yes
[17:19] <@CombattlerV> UNDERGRADS!!
[17:25] <@halkeye> UNDERGRADS!
[17:25] <Bongun> underage?
[17:27] <@CombattlerV> w00t
02:23PM <CombattlerV> why I am staring up the skirts of my figurines
* CombattlerV wishes hillary duff's pussy would explode
* CombattlerV asks santa
CombattlerV: This bowlegged robot walks with the waddle of a Nancy Boy whose rectum is sore from a long night of deviant sex. When the strategically placed power switch between its legs is tilted up to full erection power, it starts a humpin' on anything nearby with voracious lust and moral abandon, and you can't stop it.
CombattlerV: HOMO ROBO SAPIEN!!!
<halkeye> i've slept with jevon a few times
* CombattlerV touches gavin
