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16:47] <@CombattlerV> like I took my car to the mechanics but my penis wouldn't start
<@CombattlerV> Sushi Ya is pretty good and their service is fantastic
<@galimon> i thought you said fanservice
[01:29] *** CombattlerV was kicked by CombattlerV (I thought I told you not to touch me and yourself at the same time in public!!!)
<iMag> if slapping someone around with my cock is wrong, I don't wanna be right :)
<@jluglue> i came out 2 hrs ago
<Weenog> feces are a focal point of my perversion
galimon likes to be called gally by me cuz he's gay ^_^
<aeiouy123> if michael jackson was a surrey kid, that'll explain everything
[13:55] <Eggnog> what the hell is the point of membership if you dont goto the weeklies!
<Eggnog> im so hungry i could eat a homeless girl from istanbul
<aeiouy123> why instanbul when you can take advantage of the iranian earthquake situation and play on that convenient tragedy?
<aeiouy123> *istanbul
<Eggnog> instantbull!!
<aeiouy123> holy cow
<Eggnog> haha
<Eggnog> no pun intended?
<Weenog> im so hungry i could eat a dirty man from pakistan
<infested> Awww Me wanted to spoon inue!
[01:33] <aeiouy123> and lotsa anime i just decided to d/l 2nite. weeklies are becoming a satanic influence on my life
[21:51] <@CombattlerV> I am the balls and the shaft
[21:51] <@CombattlerV> I am all dick
[12:38] <Eela> i slept too much, can't talk proerly
[16:43] <@halkeye> ooh, starwars, i get starwarts
[18:32] <aeiouy123> robin : oh gee batman. let's 'ride it' in the back of the batmobile. batman : robin... you are one kinky bird, you know that?
[01:11] <halkeye> no, histpanic gay male is not quite my type
[01:22] <aeiouy123> pff... being quoted in this insipid channel is an infrigement on my rights to be inane and quotably attractive
[00:31] <iMag> I don't think I have any quotes in there do I?
<@jluglue> ur right.... star trek has a stange appeal
[13:49] <iMag> for some reason the words "but captain sex with her would be illogical" "dammit spock just get down on all fours and take it like a vulcan!"
[13:49] * iMag is seriously messed up
<Nogopogobot> i put shit on my penis to scare away the homeless
[01:09] <@CombattlerV> I handed out shit at halloween in Oh Henry rappers
[01:09] <@CombattlerV> I'm gonna slap you and shit on your boner
<@CombattlerV> damn it. I am reading about Amerindian tribes the French came into contact with
<@CombattlerV> they had sex rituals to heal the sick
<@CombattlerV> all the young chicks would do a bunch of guys in a circle around the sick person so he or she would be healed
<@CombattlerV> I promise this will be instituted if I am made Prime Minister
<@CombattlerV> vote fer me
[23:20] <Eggnog> noname group subbing gits 25/26
[23:20] <@jluglue> what noname group?
[23:20] <Eggnog> "laughing man fansubs"
[23:21] <@jluglue> interesting
[23:21] <Jordan> LM fansubs are good
[00:36] <@jluglue> come here mahoro
[00:36] <@jluglue> let's get ecchi!
[00:36] <Mahoro-chan> ecchi is wrong!
[00:36] <@jluglue> noooooo
[00:36] <@jluglue> rejected by a bot
[20:53] <@CombattlerV> yeah you are right. I would rather kiss cock than ass
[21:13] <galimon> oh man, i must have done something sexy to get in your thoughts all the time
[01:00] <aeiouy123> a chinese guy sporting a 15 incher with chicks taking it for a keg spout
[01:24] <CombattlerV> straight the fuck up! Anime beat Colorado,
[01:24] <CombattlerV> in overtime, but that is still sweet,
[01:25] <jluglue> jevon is a true anime fan, when freudian slips like that occur
[22:25] <Weenog> this one time at vacuum camp... i put my penis in the hose and it pulled off my foreskin
<Weenog> gali - im def. not coming to next shower
[23:54] <@CombattlerV> if you want killer fuck scenes dl this movie http://213.158.115.210/suprnova//torrents/1249/TheLover.Unrated.DVD1992[576x288divx]-avi.torrent
[23:54] <@CombattlerV> the chick in it is fucking bomb
[23:55] <@CombattlerV> I saw it once on Bravo and it made my dick explode
[00:03] <Eela> we can't live in peace anymore after US declared war on iraq :P
[23:52] <@CombattlerV> time sure flies when you have syphilis
[11:25] <+Weenog> i am off to get blasted now. hopefully i will emerge with superpowers, or at least, googley eyes
[20:13] <jenocide> @touch_Jevon
[20:13] <jenocide> nothing? that sux
[20:13] <Caff> o_O
[20:13] <jluglue> !!!!!
[20:13] <Caff> what are you trying to do?
[20:14] <jenocide> hey it's in CMDS
[20:14] <jluglue> u do realize that the whole point of @touch_jevon was to make u look like a fool....
[20:14] <Galandriel> lol
[20:14] <jluglue> congratulations
[20:14] <jluglue> ur a fool
[20:14] <jenocide> i thought something interesting
[20:14] <jenocide> i thought something interesting might happen...i guess i'm a fool then
[20:14] <Caff> a winner is you
[20:15] <jenocide> yay...
<ZomboNog> no i dream about having sex with pigeons on top of the imax theater
<CombattlerV> just lick my prick and wait 2 and a half minutes
[00:07] * jluglue changes topic to 'CMDS: !list @find @selquote @addquote | March 12th, 2004: [23:35] Everyone has left #ARC almost. And jluglue is all alone in the #ARC room with Aleithilithos. Time for some hot action. Come here Aleithilithos. >:)'
[23:59] <Eggnog> someone shold make a "bukkake guess who"
[22:19] <Eela> i prefer a-s' rod
[00:51] * Eela has joined #arc
[00:53] <Eela> hmm. only me and u in one room
[00:54] <@halkeye> kinky
[00:59] * Eela hides in one corner
[02:00] * Zombinator was kicked by Zombinator (slay slay slay /ban oops)
* Zombinator slays the nog
* ZomboNog resurrects
* Zombinator slays the nog againt
* ZomboNog resurrects
* Zombinator was kicked by Zombinator (slay slay slay /ban oops)
* Zombinator has joined #arc
<Zombinator> missfire
[20:02] <halkeye> can anyone image me a boot dick?
[02:47] * Eela fucks weenog in the cornhole
[19:34] <macabre26> the sailor moon live action is better than the original... so far... sort of...
[01:13] <Eela> ripley believe it or not.. damn... gross....
[23:23] <Eela> hmm... if he growls too loud, come over to my room
<CombattlerV> I want it in my ass
<Weenog> singing "Stripped, raped and strangled" isn't exactly going to make me a winner with all the nubile 12-16 year old girls at the con :P
<Weenog> maybe i should stop thinking like that
<Weenog> and just do it anyway
<+aeiouy123> that's the spirit. i know it, and you know it that bloody screaming death will attract fangirls like necrophiliacs to your rotting corpse
<CombattlerV> so hungry
* CombattlerV eats jenny
<`^Jenny^`> hey!
* `^Jenny^` wants to live
<`^Jenny^`> jevon is ecchi
<iMag> well I think i'll file a complaint about LOTR myself, no hot and steamy orc on orc action
<@CombattlerV> I'll dress you like a kindergarten and give you candy so I can get down with you by the fire
<@CombattlerV> and you will scream "no daddy no"
<@CombattlerV> and it will make me all happy inside
<@galimon> @find sex
<@galimon> @find sex
<@galimon> screw that
<@galimon> sorry
<Eela> yea. from thursday to sunday, i slept for 10h
<Eela> i did sleep with elach for 6h tho. hehe
<@halkeye> i slept with both james and jevon
10:25 < Mahoro-chan> bum is probably mahoro's favorite place to take it
<CombattlerV> I wonder what it would be like to masturbate to poop
<CombattlerV> or with it
[12:46] <@CombattlerV> my ass is a party and all cocks are invited
<halkeye> dude, i got access to like 800gb of porn
<CombattlerV> HOLY LIVING FUCK!
<halkeye> How will a girl won't talk to me beat that
[12:30] <Alee> i want loli! :P
<halkeye> she apparently removed me from her msn..
<CombattlerV> so you want sexual revenge for this slight
<halkeye> hhahah
<halkeye> yes
[17:19] <@CombattlerV> UNDERGRADS!!
[17:25] <@halkeye> UNDERGRADS!
[17:25] <Bongun> underage?
[17:27] <@CombattlerV> w00t
[22:00] <@galimon> can i be horny instead of reamer
<KDLancer> bwahaha bed time
<KDLancer> essay is OVA!!!!
<KDLancer> *over
[23:57] <@halkeye> japan isn't asian
02:23PM <CombattlerV> why I am staring up the skirts of my figurines
[16:14] <Eela> fuck. a cardboard box cut me
* CombattlerV wishes hillary duff's pussy would explode
* CombattlerV asks santa
[12:55] <iMag> hrm? molest me sensei?
CombattlerV: This bowlegged robot walks with the waddle of a Nancy Boy whose rectum is sore from a long night of deviant sex. When the strategically placed power switch between its legs is tilted up to full erection power, it starts a humpin' on anything nearby with voracious lust and moral abandon, and you can't stop it.
CombattlerV: HOMO ROBO SAPIEN!!!
[23:55] <Shousa> why dont I get a quote
<@halkeye> Shousa a lady of the night?
< Shousa> you know it!
[00:01] <@jluglue> ( . )( . )
[23:59] <Weenog> @addquote [00:01] <@jluglue> ( . )( . )|[23:59] <Weenog> why isnt quotebot working
[23:26] <Shousa> heh heh heh... tits...
[23:46] <Shousa> we talk about sucking and blowing every day
<Shousa> johnathan likes Taiwanese girly men.
[00:11] <Weenog> shousa is a dirty dirty girl
[00:11] <+aeiouy123> she's a nice girl
[00:11] <Shousa> hmm.. I do think I should take some time to poop later...
[22:44] * Shousa stabs Weenog with pipes
[22:45] <Shousa> i hate you.
[00:56] <Maires> heh heh heh shitting and barfing
< Weenog> i was still shitting and barfing on the porch
00:56 < Maires> add that as a quote
<Yuji-chan> .... T.T all i can play is these !XXX thing
* aeiouy123 (~vowels@Rizon-2F3603E6.bchsia.telus.net) has joined #arc
<Shousa> Shut up before I rape you.
<aeiouy123> tell me why, ain't nuthin' but a heartbreaak, tell me why, ain't nothing but a mistake.., tell me why, i don't wanna hear you saaayy, i wannt it thatt way~
<Caff> i think i have one of those >_>
<Dootdoot> sell it to her
<`^Jenny^`> u do? i'm pretty desperate, i need it soon
<`^Jenny^`> does it work well?
[23:43] <Shousa> well, according to Yuji, I do have a penis.
<aeiouy123> strap ons are newest fad
<towel> yeah they are hip with all the kids
[23:22] <+iMag> me man I don't wanna have to co-ordinate colors
[23:23] <+iMag> although a hot pink one would be to die for... like O M G!!
<@halkeye> mmm, kinky
<`^Jenny^`> omg that had a virus!!!
<`^Jenny^`> omg
<`^Jenny^`> gavin what is that???
<iMag> oh god... feels like I was raped with sandpaper
<towel> I wanna see more child porn
<Shousa> I wanna see it too
<galimon> and its nice to have someone around that always works, no need for batteries
<halkeye> i've slept with jevon a few times
* CombattlerV touches gavin
<+Shousa> I love you too, Alex
<+Shousa> you slutty whore, you
[23:57] <Wonks> !addquote [23:50] <+Shousa> I love you too, Alex [23:50] <+Shousa> you slutty whore, you
[23:57] <Misao> Quote Added
[23:57] <Wonks> truth be told!
[23:58] <Wonks> i am a whore!
[23:58] <Wonks> a slutty one!
[23:58] <Wonks> oh shit
<halkeye> so i got some bawls
[22:33] <+Shousa> i'mn all wet
<aeiouy123> therefore... yaoi is goooodd~! but fangirls are evil >.>
<aeiouy123> lololol.. omg.. yaoi in yakitate o_O;
<aeiouy123> it's just too.. cute >.>
<Flamebird> i was watching Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon the other night.. and i was wondering where all the tigers and dragons are
<Flamebird> then i realised they're all crouching and hidden
<Kyouke> What's a wang...?
<aeiouy123> 13fags
<Caff> says the guy typing in pink
<aeiouy123> 13fags
<Caff> !quote fags
<+iMag> caff: what the fuck are you trying to do?
[22:45] <Spidy> i some some kid come into my pet store
<Coluwyvurne> err...dad sex ur place is mouldy
<`^Jenny^`> man he's not replying to me
<+Shousa> nope
<+Shousa> he's touching himself
<`^Jenny^`> well.. he can touch himself with one hand and type with the other, rite?
<Weenog> actually i like them old
<Weenog> you know
<Weenog> when their hair is falling out
<Weenog> so you can lick the top of their heads
<Weenog> tastes like a peanut
<aeiouy123> just find someone going through chemotherapy
<aeiouy123> bwhahaha. you kick mee?? i have no ballsss. take that
[16:16] <Weenog> mmm the delicious taste of elderly anus
* Spidy was kicked by galimon (Doug stop being sutpid)
[21:58] <halkeye> apparently gay bars are fun
[00:20] <aeiouy123> ya :( i'm totally hairless
[02:24] * Weenog pets himself
* Weenog pets himself
<+aeiouy123> i'm not going to jump on that one
<Weenog> yes you are
<Weenog> i am a filipino child molester
<Weenog> gali, requesting permission to use anus
<galimon> denied
<Spidy> is xxxholic a hentai?
<+Shousa> I threatened to rape her
<Spidy> i have never done anything in ARC b4
<Spidy> cuz everytime i go there no one in rotunda
<Weenog> ....
<Weenog> arc isnt 24/7 you know
<aeiouy123> why can't i get the ass out of nog :(
<aeiouy123> oh yes. i loathe being a boy and all
<halkeye> I LIKE TO SCRIFF
<+Shousa> YAY!
<+Shousa> BEASTIALITY RULES!
<Weenog> i beat my grandma up everyday
<Eela-busy_year> i have xxx dvd
<Shousa> PERVERT!!!
<Eela> i can shake and stir him easily
<aeiouy123> you know i love you... in a non-creepy way
<jluglue> that or come to my place and i'll be ur punching bag or something
<LazyDreamer> i just broke my g string fingering a minor
<iMag> diet orange crush sucks more than donkey cum
<galimon_> I guess im sorta a bit of a tom boy playing sports but i can be super girly too.
[10:41] <Meems> nice bag
[10:41] <Meems> i mean nice package?
<aeiouy123> she's getting no more yaoi from me
<aeiouy123> = a freaky yaoi fangirl
[20:32] * aeiouy123 slaps Solidus_Snake with a yaoi doujinshi
<aeiouy123> stop quoting me please
<LazyDreamer> next time. i'll rip ur cock out and slap u with that
<LazyDreamer> i know what yaoi is.. but not yuri.. well i do know lol
CAFF - Chicks are for fags
[00:33] <Weenog> every time i get a ncix newsletter, a cute little bunny is born into the world
[01:36] <aeiouy123> i'm not biologicall equipped for egg laying..
[00:59] <aeiouy123> i'm not being gay
[01:00] <aeiouy123> i'm just gay for eela
[02:23] <aeiouy123> i'm not going to comment.. because i've already been accused of liking little boys once by marie
[02:59] <ChibiKoji> i'm pedo for chicken
[16:03] <Eela-iono> doable from ba position i mean
[20:17] <Diabus> one day i will make a nuclear bomb, and will kill all motherfucker of united states
[00:08] <aeiouy123> but sometimes i get the farts thanks to it :(
<Nogger> i refuse to use paypal for anything other than animal pornography subscriptions and ordering burt bacharat cds from germany auction sites
[02:04] * Eela-iono teabags aeiouy123
[02:04] <Eela-iono> hah
[20:34] <Eela-iono> hm. i go watch my fashion shows
[20:35] <`^Jenny^`> homersexual eh that's nice.
[19:05] <KandyKid> i'm a guy
[19:05] <iMag> LIAR
[19:06] <KandyKid> ...pretty like a girl... but still a guy
[22:01] <Eela-iono> i ffa myself
<Spidyy> andrew whos my gay white partner?
[00:31] * Spidyy is now known as Spidy
[20:02] <aeiouy123> so, hamid and I went on a date together
[22:51] <Eela> should've played dota
[22:51] <Eela> no?
[22:52] <+aeiouy123> horrible game
<Spidy> I <3 u andrew! have my babies ;)
[22:36] <ChibiKoji> I wanna cross dress
<+aeiouy123> no.. don't touch me there papa.. iiieee~
<Spidy> DONT MAKE ME STORM SAXON ALL UR ASSES!
<iMag> i love fondling myself
<aeiouy123> i have man boobs!
<+aeiouy123> and i need to have a continous stream of guys sucking them
<noggone> okay james. i'll get the bull testicles. you get the whipped cream.
<noggone> i also love sticking hot dripping sticks of meat into my oral recesses
21:48 < Uchikoma> Brainy, zombie apocalypse.
21:48 < Brainy> In a zombie apocalypse, there are certain invariants. 1) There are always guns on the ground. 2) Bandages are all you need. 3) If one of your freaking business!
* MikeL gives barkdog chickenpox
* barkdog hands MikeL a knife, herpes, and razer blades in exchange for chickenpox
<halkeye> hehe
<MikeL> wow that's
<MikeL> some assortment
<MikeL> i didn't wanna knock herpes out of there
* MikeL gives barkdog herpes
* barkdog is now carrying herpes, but dropped the root password.
<MikeL> NO
* MikeL gives barkdog the root password
* barkdog hands MikeL chickenpox in exchange for the root password
<MikeL> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
